He Must Work Out

Difficult to see but the mannequin isn't completely naked. He is wearing a jockstrap.

(Chelsea)

Too Much Fiber

Midtown West

Why so sad, Joseph?

Fool Me Once....

The 99 cent bungee cord is the perfect touch.

(UES)

I've yada yada'd sex.

Credibility has reached an all time low.

Dont Drink and Ride..You Might Spill Your Drink

Sweet Squeegee Bike setup including a cup holder. Pretty sure he will have some problems keeping his beverage contained though...

Graffiti Wild Style

Hail Haring

5 Pointz

Cleopatra IV,V,VI

I think I'll go with the Egyptian Pharaoh look today… 

(F train downtown)

We told you we were serious...

Probably should have paid attention to that positively no parking sign...

We Really Mean It..

Budget Segway

No Thanks

East Village (People)

Here we see a native wearing his traditional headgear for an East Village brunch.

7

7 flags..and a few horns. Do I spot a hood ornament? Yes.Thanks for the pose.

Pee Wee Herman, Eat your heart out.

What do you do when you don't have a car to pimp out and show your ethnic pride? 6 flags and a portable radio on your bicycle is a good start..but why stop there? Throw some white walls on that bad boy and add a custom chrome bumper to boot. Brake light stack? Check. Good work sir.

Lobsterpillar

Is it a lobster? Is it a caterpillar? As long as he is handing out coupons does it really make a difference?

(Midtown East)

Human Tripod

(Central Park)

I love you too...

(East Village)

Quite impressive actually...

(East Village)

Not Ideal

Notice the sick 3 bags with one arm cover up going on here.
(LIRR from Hamptons to Queens)

got anger?

got anger?

Hey Love!

(East Village)

Yo' Bro we all set with the bottles?

Good thing he went with the lighter colored jeans, or else they'd look like total dicks..
(Union Square)

Did he have a naked Indian? Yes. Wow.

 I have to ask, didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the indians bottom?

(Union Square)

 

Sidewalk Underpants

Must have been a good/terrible day/night

Don't You Hate Pants?

Went to get a slice of pizza after a night of drinking on the UES and encountered this fine blazer wearing gentleman casually enjoying his late night snack sans pants.

Subway Safari

Spotted this gem on the 6 train heading downtown. I didn't realize it was so difficult to find leopard print pants these days...

Fresh NYC Powder

There is nothing quite as satisfying as being the first one to lay some tracks in fresh NYC powder - UES

Ezra Ralph Bobo's Bar Mitzvah Tour

It's difficult to see from this angle, but safe to say this construction worker has never nor will he ever be involved in anything Bar Mitzvah related.

Chevy Silveradowitzstein

Oy vey!

The end is near...the fire hydrant?

Upper East Side

Countin Paper

Maybe the won't see me if I hide under here...

4 Train Downtown

Assume the position

Subway Pimp

It is my duty to please that booty.
(6 Train Uptown)

Ninja Hair Veil

I spotted this rare breed on the 6 train heading downtown. Seems this white Ninja is trying to keep his identity hidden behind his blonde hair veil.