Monday, August 23, 2010

Iz cold up in here!!!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Behold...the Man Thong

Wait for it....

Just your ordinary run of the mill bike messenger

Crack Epidemic



I thought it felt a bit drafty in here.
Penn Station

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Man Vs. Wild: NYC Subway



Day 1: Lost in the subway. Still no luck getting a wifi signal. Night time is approaching so I have prepared for the dip in temperature by fashioning a warm hat out of the skin of some rats I managed to trap. 

Well, I thought I remember you saying you wanted to express yourself.

Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare
minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair. And a
terrific smile.

Friday, January 29, 2010

He Must Work Out


Difficult to see but the mannequin isn't completely naked. He is wearing a jockstrap.
(Chelsea)

Too Much Fiber


Midtown West

Monday, January 25, 2010

Fool Me Once....



The 99 cent bungee cord is the perfect touch.

(UES)


I've yada yada'd sex.



Credibility has reached an all time low.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Dont Drink and Ride..You Might Spill Your Drink




Sweet Squeegee Bike setup including a cup holder. Pretty sure he will have some problems keeping his beverage contained though...

Graffiti Wild Style


Hail Haring


5 Pointz


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Cleopatra IV,V,VI



I think I'll go with the Egyptian Pharaoh look today… 
(F train downtown)

We told you we were serious...



Probably should have paid attention to that positively no parking sign...

We Really Mean It..


Budget Segway


No Thanks




Saturday, January 16, 2010

East Village (People)



Here we see a native wearing his traditional headgear for an East Village brunch.

Friday, January 15, 2010

7



7 flags..and a few horns. Do I spot a hood ornament? Yes.Thanks for the pose.



Pee Wee Herman, Eat your heart out.



What do you do when you don't have a car to pimp out and show your ethnic pride? 6 flags and a portable radio on your bicycle is a good start..but why stop there? Throw some white walls on that bad boy and add a custom chrome bumper to boot. Brake light stack? Check. Good work sir.

Lobsterpillar



Is it a lobster? Is it a caterpillar? As long as he is handing out coupons does it really make a difference?

(Midtown East)

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Not Ideal



Notice the sick 3 bags with one arm cover up going on here.
(LIRR from Hamptons to Queens)

got anger?


got anger?

Hey Love!

(East Village)

Yo' Bro we all set with the bottles?

Good thing he went with the lighter colored jeans, or else they'd look like total dicks..
(Union Square)

Did he have a naked Indian? Yes. Wow.

 I have to ask, didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the indians bottom?
(Union Square)

 

Sidewalk Underpants

Must have been a good/terrible day/night



Don't You Hate Pants?

Went to get a slice of pizza after a night of drinking on the UES and encountered this fine blazer wearing gentleman casually enjoying his late night snack sans pants.

Subway Safari

Spotted this gem on the 6 train heading downtown. I didn't realize it was so difficult to find leopard print pants these days...

Fresh NYC Powder

There is nothing quite as satisfying as being the first one to lay some tracks in fresh NYC powder - UES

Ezra Ralph Bobo's Bar Mitzvah Tour

It's difficult to see from this angle, but safe to say this construction worker has never nor will he ever be involved in anything Bar Mitzvah related.

Chevy Silveradowitzstein

Oy vey!

The end is near...the fire hydrant?

Upper East Side

Countin Paper